Gone Boatin' Jokes
Dead ahead, through the pitch-black night, the Captain sees a light on a collision course with his ship.
He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees East."
"Change yours ten degrees West," comes the reply.
The Captain responds, "I'm a United States Navy Captain! Change your course, Sir!"
"I'm a seaman second class," the next message reads. "Change your course, Sir."
The Captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"
"I'm a lighthouse. Your call."
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